Kill'EmWithKindness
19 | MC '17 | City Girl (773)

fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

(Source: peachvenom)


thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)


catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks


incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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(Source: nyannekosugargirls)


emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,


stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

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text-posters:

my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor


officialschool:

slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

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